The quotable Marine

Ran across a couple cool quotes from Marines today. In Niall Ferguson's Colossus, this from Marine Gen. Anthony Zinni referring to the first Gulf War:

Desert Storm worked... because we managed to go up against the only jerk on the planet who actually was stupid enough to confront us symmetrically, with less of everything, including the moral right to do what he did to Kuwait.

And this from Robert Kaplan's amazing book Imperial Grunts: The American Military on the Ground - Capt. Jason Smith, to a Iraqi resident of Fallujah during the first assault on that town:

Sir, we are truly sorry that we had to ask your family to leave the building. You can all go back in now. We will compensate your for the inconvenience. We are United States Marines, a different breed than you are used to. We do not take kindly to people shooting at us. If you have any information on the Ali Babas, please share it with us. If you know any of the Ali Babas personally, please tell them to attack us as quickly as possible so that we may kill them and start repairing sewers, electricity, and other services in your city.

Just so you know, Ali Babas was Marine slang for the jihadis who were the targets for the assault.

And speaking of war, Victor Davis Hanson has a new one out, A War Like No Other : How the Athenians and Spartans Fought the Peloponnesian War. NRO is publishing chapter ten online, in four parts, available here: one, two, three, and four.

Hanson is one of the best military historians going. He has an encyclopedic command of military history as a whole, and his classical training informs not just his wonderful discussions of Hellenic warfare, but also of more modern conflicts. His study of Sherman in The Soul of Battle is on par with Lidell Hart's study, and along with Sherman's own autobiography, an absolute must read. (Autobiographies of Civil War generals are really amazingly good reads. Grant's is justly considered one of the best memoirs ever written.) Based on the excerpts, this most recent Hanson work looks to be fully as good as the others.

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National Hug-a-Marine Day

Today is the 230th anniversary of the birth of the United States Marine Corps. On November 10th, 1775, the Second Continental Congress authorized the raising of two battalions of Continental Marines. In the last 230 years, Marines have traveled throughout the world and proved time and again that in the Marines, you can have no better friend, and no worse enemy.

So, find a Marine. Don't give 'em a hug. Just shake his* hand and say. "Thank you!"

Read the Commandant of the Marines' birthday message here and General Lejeune's message from 1921 here. An excerpt:

In every battle and skirmish since the birth of our Corps, Marines have acquitted themselves with the greatest distinction, winning new honors on each occasion until the term "Marine" has come to signify all that is highest in military efficiency and soldierly virtue.

This high name of distinction and soldierly repute we who are Marines today have received from those who preceded us in the Corps. With it we also received from them the eternal spirit which has animated our Corps from generation to generation and has been the distinguishing mark of the Marines in every age. So long as that spirit continues to flourish, Marines will be found equal to every emergency in the future as they have been in the past, and the men of our Nation will regard us as worthy successors to the long line of illustrious men who have served as "Soldiers of the Sea" since the founding of the Corps.

You can also witness R. Lee Ermey's birthday multimedia extravaganza, read more about the heritage of the Marines, and visit the internet home of the Marine Corps.

* or her

[wik] Great article by Mac Owens over at NRO, thanks to the Llamabutchers.

[alsø wik] Semper Fidelis!

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Hunger As Total-Body Experience

Have you ever woken up in the morning with an all-consuming craving for goose fat, pork fat, and a gigantic heaping platter of dubious yet thrilling sausages and fermented cabbage? Have you ever woken up in the morning with an all-consuming craving for the mother of all choucroutes garni?

(Except: what the hell is with "authentic" sauerkraut recipes using g-d d-mn frankfurters and nothing else?! Weisswurst! Blutwurst! Knockwurst! Boudin blanc! Pork chops! Smoked pork! Kielbasa! Duck! Bacon! Ham hocks! And then-- and only then-- hot dogs. Jesus christ!!)

More like this. Ahhhhhh.

(Someone get me a glass of Reisling, stat. I'm going into palpitations here.)

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Two million pounds of gold for $7,000,000. Some assembly required.

Oak Island, home of the mysterious money pit, is on sale for $7 million. Rumored to be the resting place of Captain Kidd's or Blackbeard's treasure (or the Templars, or Mayans, or other pirates, or the British during the Revolutionary War, or space aliens for all I know), it has defied all efforts to penetrate its secrets for over two hundred years, and claimed six lives from those who made the attempt.

In 1795 Daniel McGinnis discovered a circular depression, above which was a branch that looked as though ti had been used as a pully. Mindful of the tales of pirate gold that had surrounded the island for years, he and some friends start digging. Ten feet down, they discovered a layer of oaken planks. Down another ten feet they discovered a second layer of planks. At thirty feet, yet another. Frustrated, they left but vowed to return. They did, and for two centuries they and their successors have remained frustrated.

For ninety feet down, a layer of planks was found every ten feet. But when that last layer was pulled up and digging resumed, a booby trap was sprung. A hidden tunnel began to fill the tunnel with water. By morning, the pit was full to the 33 foot level - local sea level. Many have tried to dig parallel tunnels, but all have been defeated by the ingenious design of the unknown group that created this puzzle.

Since the first discovery, inscriptions in code, perplexing clues and hints of treasure have kept explorers going despite the deaths over the years. There may be a large cave below the pit, and there are at least two flood tunnels designed to keep whatever is at the bottom safe. Research has uncovered evidence of the construction of the tunnels, and drilling has reportedly revealed the existence of wood casks, parchment writing, concrete vaults and more.

At seven mil, this sounds like a bargain. If there is in fact two million pounds of gold at the bottom, that would more than recoup the initial investment. And if it really was the Knights Templar hiding their gold from the French King, just think how cool that would be.

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Just as I expected

French right-winger (and as you all should know by now, a right winger in France is signifcantly different from one here) and Presidential hopeful M. Le Pen is making the most of the recent unrest by youths in France. Of course, Le Pen is more than willing to use the words "civil war" and "moslem" than most of the press.

Here's what ol' Jean-Marie had to say:

Le Pen claimed Wednesday his National Front party has been "submerged" with prospective members and supportive e-mail since rioting erupted in heavily immigrant communities near Paris.

In an interview with The Associated Press, Le Pen described the recent violence as "just the start" of conflicts caused by "massive immigration from countries of the Third World that is threatening not just France but the whole continent."

Le Pen said people with immigrant backgrounds who commit crimes should be stripped of their French nationality and sent "back to their country of origin."

Reminded that the vast majority of youths taking part in the arson and rioting are French, born in France to immigrant parents, he said: "What does that mean? Are they French because they have a French identity card?"

French nationality should be given only to those who ask for it and "who are worthy of it," he said. "Those who got nationality automatically, who don't consider themselves French and who even say publicly that they consider France their enemy should not be treated as French."

Le Pen said he is convinced that what he described as a surge in support for his "zero immigration" platform would translate into votes at the ballot box for his National Front party.

If this sort of thing goes on even intermittently over the next couple years, the 2007 election in France could be very, very interesting.

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That Uranium was intended for peaceful, glowing watch hand purposes

Jay Tea informs us that WMD have been found in quantity in Iraq. According to Richard Miniter in his book, Disinformation, the following have been uncovered over the last year or so:

  • 1.77 metric tons of enriched uranium
  • 1,500 gallons of chemical weapons
  • Roadside bomb loaded with sarin gas
  • 1,000 radioactive materials--ideal for radioactive dirty bombs
  • 17 chemical warheads--some containing cyclosarin, a nerve agent five times more powerful than sarin

And they also found the mobile bioweapons lab that Powell mentioned in his UN speech. Jay's got a more lengthy excerpt over at wizbang, go read it. It is interesting that this hasn't gotten more attention. I'd heard about the roadside bomb and the warheads, but not about the other stuff. Our wonderful media - you'd think that with a "if it bleeds it leads" mentality, there'd be a little more on this, and a lot more on France. Coverage of the rioting in France seemed painfully thin.

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Chapter Seven

In flat spacetime, acceleration is mass over force. The larger the mass, the harder it is to effect a change in speed or direction. Change in velocity requires the application of force, a result of the transformation of energy into work. At the dawn of the space age, chemical energy converted into force by the simple expedient of burning provided the motive power for most every space vehicle. Since then, advancing science and the exigencies of war have led to a few refinements.

Baby has eighty nine seconds to lay some weapons grade confusion on the mind of her opponent. The best sort of confusion, she felt, is massive indeterminacy of location. Near the center of her, deft magnetic fingers stripped layer after molecule thin layer from a dense white brick of solid antihydrogen. Other magnetic fields, kept wandering normal matter from interfering with the ultimately reactive material. Out of containment, the wisps of antimatter moved purposefully toward annihilation.

In a bottle built of fields of force, matter meets antimatter. As each atom touches its mirror image, they merge and are consumed utterly, the only remnant being a stupendous amount of radiant energy. This same energy, used very like a rocket, propelled her, and the entire fleet from the crumbling moon across four years of space to here. But now, it would be used rather differently.

Energy is mass, mass energy. Dense enough fields of energy can warp the fabric of spacetime just as matter can. But energy is infinitely more malleable than its slower cousin. The energy released within that chamber, coaxed and wheedled by means of abstruse mathematics, spun and folded, stretched into a eleven dimensional cat's cradle of strung out quantum states. The process repeats, twice, four times, and by a recursive logic light is transformed into a distilled essence of gravity.

Autonomous intelligences monitor the growth in planck-sized slices of time, alternately feeding and starving the ravenous little monster. Baby begins to feel a twisting inside – flat spacetime develops a curve and she senses the slope as gravity. But this is an echo. The infant black hole, already more than a million tons in virtual weight, is already gone. In a second, the dimple in space time is ten thousand kilometers ahead of her, and more than a million times more massive.

This twisted skein of spacetime is a self-fulfilling prophecy, of sorts. It gathers in virtual particles from the quantum foam that is the stuff of which all other stuff made. It grips itself smaller, tighter, until its gravitational pull is that of a small world. The small dimple in space has become a deep but narrow well of gravitational force. Like a woman pulling in her skirt, the hole draws in space around it. But the exponentially growing pseudo gravity scrabbles at the flat space around it, and dragging it slower like a cat on ice. And as it slows, baby gets ready to surf.

Baby rides sloping spacetime to within a klick of the warp. As even the earliest space travelers knew, the closer in to a gravity well you get, the more energy you can extract from it. None of the early probes were able to pass so close to a planet, if for no other reason than the immense bulk of the planet was in the way. This close to a point mass, baby can effect dramatic delta-v.

This close, she sees a pale halo of coruscating blue light, as virtual particle pairs created on the event horizon are split forever – one sucked into the maw of the warp, the other released as energetic light. She steps uptime, and she can see that the light is brightening and flattening as the artificial black hole spin spins faster.

A single chirp from her drive, and she's in the box. Gravitational riptides feel like nausea as she is wrenched from the path that Newton's laws had laid down for her. She sings as she flies, and thoughtfully drops a few presents for oscar in her wake.

Nothing comes for free. She feels hungry. Thirteen percent of her antimatter reserve consumed in tricking the universe into letting her make a right turn in space. And nothing is free. That black hole is not the real black hole, as it is now belatedly discovering. As long as the cat's cradle can consume, it grows. The skein is limited in its ability to roll quantum energy into distortions in spacetime, and when that threshold is crossed, the skein begins to unwind.

Twenty seconds after she passed, the hole is unraveling. Gravitational fingers that had pinched the fabric of space weaken, and the holes apparent mass approaches that of a small asteroid. Fifteen seconds later, at the mass of a large mountain, another threshold is reached. Gravity too weak to contain the energy invested in its creation lets go completely. After a brief detour as a supermassive virtual object, the antimatter explosion that began, resumes.

A hundred small grey cylinders fall in formation toward a disk of eldritch blue. The blue winks out. Soundless fury in its place, the unbearable whiteness only the smallest and weakest portion of the energy released. Most of the energy is squeezed up toward the blue end of the spectrum - gamma and even more energetic rays. It turns out that the only thing more powerful than an antimatter explosion is to take an antimatter explosion, wad it up into a impossibly tight ball, and then let it explode.

Baby feels regret wasting a CRAM for a course change. The effect of a compressed radiation AM bomb on a large habitat is glorious to behold. But not entirely wasted. As the shock front of the explosion reaches the cylinders, energetic photons suffuse the long core at the center. With so powerful an explosion it is a matter of a fraction of a moment before they saturate, and the core lases. X-ray lasers are perhaps the most inefficient means of creating a beam of coherent light ever devised by man. But if you're lighting off a two point nine gigaton explosion anyway, energy is not your biggest problem.

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Splendid Multilateralism

While smoking and reading Niall Ferguson's excellent book, Colossus, the Price of America's Empire, I ran across this excellent paragraph. Ferguson is discussing unilateralism and multilateralism (which he defines as "a vague phrase usually intended to refer to the United Nations, but sometimes in reality flattering a few nations opposed to American policy):

Yet this is in many ways a false dichotomy. The invasion of Iraq in 2003 was not without a legitimate basis in international law and was supported in various ways by around forty other states. No country was so opposed to the regime change that it was willing to fight against it, other than with that least expensive and effective of weapons, rhetoric. On the other side, the French government can hardly be protrayed as an exemplar of "multilateral" virtue, any more than the United Nations Security Council can be regarded as the sole fount of legitimacy in international relations. The crisis in Iraq arose from deep ambiguities in the way the UN - and especially the Security Council - behaved in the thirteen years prior to 2003. These were the years when, with the cold war over, a "new world order" was supposed to emerge, in which the UN, supported by the United States, would play a crucial role. Those who today exalt the United Nations and excoriate the United States have selective memories. For the cardinal sins of omission on the part of the former far outweigh the venal sins of commission on the part of the latter.

Later, in discussing the makeup of the Security Council, he says:

The UNSC, rather like the regular conferences of the foriegn ministers of the great powers during the nineteenth century - is a convenience, a clearinghouse for the interests of some (though not all) of the great powers of today. When it does legitimize American policy, it is positively useful. When it does not, on the other hand, it is no more than an irritant. And perhaps by providing a stage upon which former empires can indulge their own sense of self-importance, it renders them less powerful than they might otherwise be - precisely because their presence is a subtle irritant to the ascendant economic powers of the present that are, for purely historical reasons, not permanent council members. Today the other four permanent members of the UNSC have economies with a combined gross domestic product of $4.5 trillion. This is slightly less than half of the GDP of the United States. It is also less than three-quarters fo the combined GDP of the three largest nonmembers of the Security Council: Japan, Germany and India.

I am not yet finished with the book, but it is clear that Ferguson believes that there is an American empire, that it is not necessarily a bad thing, and that he seriously doubts that America has either the will or persistance or mindset to truly make a good showing of it.

I have been well pleased with several of Ferguson's other works, including Empire: The Rise and Demise of the British World Order and the Lessons for Global Power, Virtual History: Alternatives and Counterfactuals and various op-eds over the last few years. This one is turnign out to be no exception.

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Never bring a gun to a cockfight

I know that at least two of my cobloggers are big gun guys, Second Amendment sisters bound together by a common love of self-defense and the smell of cordite.

But if you ever -- ever think of taking matters this far, know that you have departed into some gun-nut cloudcuckooland forever and are dead to me.

My wife and I have taken the plunge and are planning to spend a full week at Forest Hills Nudist Resort this summer. We've been to nudist camps twice before, but never overnight. Since these previous trips were to beaches, my concealed carry technique for those situations was to keep my Makarov in a Ziploc bag inside our cooler. This summer's trip, however will include volleyball, pot-luck dinners, and dances. My cooler can't be within arm's reach in those situations. I need some advice. I've become so used to my CCW, I can't imagine being unarmed. Here are my options, as I see them:

1) Go unarmed, because nudists are generally real nice folks.

2) Carry around a leather satchel or man-purse. With a shoulder strap, of course.

3) This one's kind of hard to explain. My wife and I are into a rather unusual type of entertainment, and I've discovered that normal duct tape adheres very well to human skin. You should also know that I'm quite overweight, bordering on obese. In a flash of revelation one fine morning, I realized that one of the advantages of being rotund is that I'm able to conceal a NAA mini-revolver between the two largest rolls of my belly. A bit of duct tape holds it in place. Its completely invisible when I'm standing or sitting upright. It does show a bit when I recline or lie down, however.

Other than those three choices, I'm stumped. Any suggestions?

I say the guy should hide his gun in his fat rolls, because those other options are silly. You never know when you will have to use lethal force against a naked assailant, and a man-purse is always kind of fruity.

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