perfidy

Just watched The Men Who Stare at Goats. And it occurred to me that George Clooney is a fantastic actor. Other actors, concerned with their craft, try to disappear into the the role. Method acting. This is admirable. But not for George Fucking Clooney. He absorbs the role, and makes it him. He is the anti-method actor. Think about it - O Brother Where Art Thou?, ER, any other role. They are all distinct, yet they are clearly George Fucking Clooney.

Amazing. Good movie, btw. Two thumbs up.

There comes Lopt, the treacherous
Lusting for revenge
He leads the legions of the dead
Towards the Aesir's realm

They march in full battle dress
With faces grim and pale
Tattered banners and bloody flags
Rusty spears and blades

Cries ring out, loud and harsh
From cracked and broken horns
Long forgotten battle cries
In strange and foreign tongues

Spear and sword clash rhythmically
Against the broken shields they beat
They bring their hate and anarchy
Onto Vigrid's battlefield

There comes Lopt, the treacherous
He stands against the gods
His army grim and ravenous
Lusting for their blood

Nowhere is longer safe
The earth moves under our feet
The great world tree Yggorasil
Trembles to its roots

Sons of muspel gird the field
Behind them Midgaard burns
Hrym's horde march from Nifelheim
And the Fenris wolf returns

Heimdal grips the Giallarhorn
He sounds that dreaded note
Oden rides to quest the Norns
But their web is torn
The Aesir rides out to war
With armor shining bright
Followed by the Einherjer
See valkyries ride

Nowhere is longer safe
The earth moves under our feet
The great world tree Yggorasil
Trembles to its roots

Sons of muspel gird the field
Behind them Midgaard burns
Hrym's horde march from Nifelheim
And the Fenris wolf returns

Listening to this makes working at home really, really tolerable.

So asks Earl J. Wilkinson, CEO of newsmedia trade association INMA (International Newsmedia Marketing Association) in a blog entry from which the title to this post was cadged, verbatim.

Look, I'm prepared to be first in line to buy the hype. Yet I was first in line to see “Ishtar,” too.

I would have enjoyed the movie more had it not been promoted as a game-changing, must-see movie with two big Hollywood mega-stars. Given those high expectations, I was bitterly disappointed.

At minimum, I suspect the iPad will be a short-lived spark that will spur other tablet revolutions – revolutions that will always be compared with the original (kudos to Apple). Yet the product also smacks of eight-track tapes, something if shown publicly in a few years will date you instantly to 2010. At maximum, I wonder about the “Ishtar” effect – a good product that, through too much hype, will never live up to expectations.

I hope I'm wrong.

Heck, he might well be wrong, but the reason I'm not queuing up at the local Apple Store on Saturday morning is similar to his concerns above. Even if the initial "wow" factor is high, this first version is certain to be subsumed by its follow-on, and by the time that (and it's attendant hype) appears in the marketplace, I won't even be able to fob off my crappy v1.0 iPad on my daughter as I upgrade.

[wik] 2010-04-01, Early AM - Oh, hell. I can't let Minister Buckethead get any farther ahead of me on the technology curve. I just ordered the 64GB WiFi+3G model. I blame my Safari browser, on which I was too lazy to set the home page to anything but apple.com. If it turns out to be a disappointment, at least Ministerette Patton can use it as a beefed up iPod. Just trying to keep up. But I still didn't queue up at the Apple store - I purchased it on-line. So there.

Found in a Friday/Saturday op-ed piece in the Wall Street Journal, this tidbit from Peggy Noonan, while trying to avoid the appearance of a conflict of interest:

...I'm speaking of the interview Wednesday on Fox News Channel's "Special Report With Bret Baier." Fox is owned by News Corp., which also owns this newspaper, so one should probably take pains to demonstrate that one is attempting to speak with disinterest and impartiality, in pursuit of which let me note that Glenn Beck has long appeared to be insane.

Conflict of interest clearly avoided, and a public service offered.

I don't know why that would bother anyone.

Related.

From Reuters:

Nurses' union: Care does not include sex

(Reuters) - A union representing Dutch nurses will launch a national campaign Friday against demands for sexual services by patients who claim it should be part of their standard care.

The union, NU'91, is calling the campaign "I Draw The Line Here," with an advert that features a young woman covering her face with crossed hands.

The union said in a statement Thursday that the campaign follows a complaint it had received in the last week from a 24-year-old woman who said a 42-year-old disabled man asked her to provide sexual services as part of his care at home.

The young woman witnessed some of the man's other nurses offering him sexual gratification, the union said. When she refused to do the same, he tried to dismiss her on the grounds that she was unfit to provide care.

"This type of action is not part of the job responsibilities of carers and nurses," NU'91 said.

The case has been reported to police, the union added.

Screenshots from google, offered with next to no comment:

This is what people want to know:

Mild enough, but getting worse:

Let's run with this:

Interesting. What about...

Hmmnm.  Let's go further afield:

And...

Funny.  I wonder what other ordinary transactions could be productively and imaginatively re-imagined as sordid criminal activity?

If you are in a book store and cannot find the book for which you search, you are obviously in the...

While trolling the back waters of the internets for movie poster images, I found this charming compendium. My favorite, I think, is this one:

It's a nice logo, really. Clean, ambiguous, stark, vaguely ominous. Hints of atomic power.